Easter Bunny Gone BAD!!

This is Ella Jozefiak in her bunny ears, barking out her Easter Candy order.

 

 

Have you ever been confused about ALL the choices for doggie dinners??  You aren't alone!  Here is a humorous view on the subject:

Good morning and happy Easter, Dianne.

I know you recommended either Eukanuba or Iams, but what variety of each? I went to several pet stores just to browse for supplies and was a bit overwhelmed at the choices of dog food.

Do I want the green bags, the blue bags, the pink bags, the purple bags, or the yellow and green spotted bags?

Should I get food for mature dogs, active dogs, or lazy dogs? large breeds. medium breeds, breeds that are large but don't run around much anymore? smart dogs or dumb dogs? large chunks, regular chunks, small chunks, chunks shaped like rabbits? lamb meat with rice, t-bone with rice pilaf, filet mignon with noodles alfredo. veal parmisan with linguine in a wine sauce?

And that doesn't compare with the colossal choice of treats that are out there. Are there kinds of treats to avoid? And yes, I will remember that treats are only for an act of obedience or significant accomplishment -- coming when I call, doing stairs, pooping out back, making my coffee in the morning, mowing the grass.

Thanks for any guidance you can provide!

Steve Klotz

 

TOP TEN REASONS TO ADOPT A GREYHOUND

They don't slobber They hardly shed They like to hang with well-behaved kids They're the fastest dogs on the block, but they don't brag about it They're bigger couch potatoes than you are They could qualify for Mensa (most of them...) They're always unfailingly sweet and polite They don't smell like dogs They look you in the eye when you talk to them They're forever thankful to you for saving their lives!

 

And if that wasn't enough, here are ANOTHER 10 reasons!

1. They truly know the meaning of retirement.

2. People will stare at your dog instead of at you.

3. They can curl up to the size of a ball if they need to.

4. They can expand to the size of the whole bed if they want to.

5. They don't bark, keeping your neighborhood safe for burglars.

6. You can play their ribs like an air guitar.

7. They are the only dogs that know how to really smile.

8. You can dress them up as a reindeer for Christmas.

9. They are never confused with poodles.

10. A Greyhound in flight is the most amazing sight you'll ever hope to see in your own back yard.

 

 

Grey facts

Alexander the Great's favorite dog was a Greyhound

A Greyhound has 321 bones in its body

A Greyhound has 42 teeth

A Greyhound has Stereoscopic vision, which is best suited for detection of movement. They often fail to see stationary objects when running.

 

 

Boys vs Girls

 

 

Boys:

"I'm relentless in my need and desire to be in your face, on you, over you, under your feet, behind you, in front of you, next to you. You adopted me and now you will have no rest from me, ever. I may just lift my leg on everything you touch, in tribute to you, every time I think you are looking at some other dog. If you'd let me, I'd probably  nurse. I will be a perpetually needy child, demanding attention, affection, and constant affirmation, no matter how old either one of us gets." High maintenance.

 

Girls: "Thanks for liberating me. You go ahead and do your alpha thing, but let's just be equals in the ways that really count. Show me the ropes and I'll settle right in. Who are the players? Where's my spot? What stuff is mine? What time's dinner?
	Here are the rules: 1. If you wanted a clown, you should have adopted from the circus. 2. I ain't a blonde. 3. Talk to the butt, the face ain't listenin'. 4. I can out-pee almost any dog on the planet in my quest to pee last. 5. I won't lick you if you don't lick me. 6. I'll always be close by, but call me. We'll have lunch if we're both free."  Low maintenance.

 

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